Tuesday, January 08, 2008

In Case You Missed It

Or as I'm calling the combined team, "Huck Norris."

Anyway. If Huckabee wins, you know he's going to appoint Chuck to secretary of something. My guess is Secretary of Defense (which he'll promptly rename, "Secretary of Whoop A$$").

Somewhere in a cave in Pakistan, bin Laden is afraid.

You should be, Osama.

You should be.


Glencross said...

Didn't he say - "A true soldier fights not because he hates those who are in front of him, but because he loves those who are behind him."

Now I come to look at it, Chuck (directly behind him) does seem to be gazing at him adoringly.

Tara said...

I'm scared enough for all of us.

M@ said...

Shoot, I'm waiting for Gov. Conan the Barbarian to weigh in w/ HIS republican endorsement!

I like Mike.

Anonymous said...

With Chuck on his side, we should all be afraid...

Woodrow said...


If Chuck Norris was Rocky Balboa's opponent in Rocky IV, who would've won?

Woodrow said...

Oh yeah. And..

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck were Chuck Norris?

All of it.

Pamela said...

a few years ago i NEVER missed the Saturday evening episode of TEXAS RANGERS. giggle.

=) said...

I'm hoping he is asked to run the Federal Drug Administration. Because we ALL know that Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer.

Too bad he never cries.

thirdworstpoetinthegalaxy said...

Glencross - Yeah, kind of creepy... huh?

Tara - I think it's hilarious. I mean, I'm sure Chuck's a great guy and, honestly, seeing him behind Huckabee might actually help generate "support" from people who want to goof on the whole situation. Odd as that may seem.

M@ - A friend of mine said this means Romney needs to seek the support of Jackie Chan if he's to stay in the running.

BPP - And we are!

Woodrow Part I - You need to ask? :)

Pamela - Oh, man, my mom loved that show! And Chuck Norris.

=) - That's one of my favorite "facts." Thanks!