Sunday, January 13, 2008

Haiku/Gesundheit (Volume XLXIII)

so this is what it's like to be amish

no kitchen outlets
means no cooking or coffee
more cereal please


thoughts concerning bathroom etiquette

why do you people
keep peeing on the toilet
there are seat covers

if i were goldilocks i wouldn't have this problem

it's thirty outside
but ninety where i'm sitting
this can't be healthy

i believe this is what they play at gitmo bay

chuck mangione
is killing me so slowly
let's speed it up please

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

No kitchen outlets? No coffee? That is hell in my opinion.

The temperature extremes is how I got pneumonia in Basic.

Is Chuck killing you softly? (Sorry it was there.) Muzak should be outlawed. Can you wear headphones at work?
~BPP

M@ said...

Yeah, I've heard from a little bird that women's bathrooms are no joke. Moving along....

I love the Amish haiku.

XOXO said...

How do you eat poptarts?? Please tell me you've found a way.

I think people pee on the seats as a "pay it forward" type of thing only in the rude way.

XOXO said...

How do you eat poptarts?? Please tell me you've found a way.

I think people pee on the seats as a "pay it forward" type of thing only in the rude way.

get zapped said...

I thank you for the fun and funky haiku play. I'm still chuckling :)

Have a great weekend!