Haiku/Gesundheit (Volume XXIII)

snapshots from american history
(or, "a modern-day love poem")

how do i love thee
let me count the ways: one by
land, two if by sea

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water, soap, paper towels & PEZ
(or "frustrations concerning automation")

ever notice how
auto dispensers often
don't auto dispense

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walk on the left, stand on the right
(or "to those who stand still on escalators")

moving jetson stairs
should get you there faster not
render legs useless

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shock & awe
(or "tales of massive distraction")

the best bushism
(they'll stand up when we stand down)
is one in reverse

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shock & awe revisited

the best bushism
(they'll stand down when we stand down)
is one modified