Haiku/Gesundheit (Volume XIX)
i lived through 6/6/6 and all i got was this lousy haiku
brangelina named
their kid the new messiah
perhaps she's "the one"?
happy christmas, war is over
(or "a lesson in sarcasm")
with zarqawi dead
we'll finally have world peace
won't that be pretty!
modern day sisyphus
(to the woman who cleans our restrooms in the middle of a work day)
i can't help but feel
a tremendous sense of guilt
as you clean, i mess
my cat finds other people's secrets
(or "i'm not sure either of us should be touching that")
the former tenant
had a diaphragm installed
back in 96
2 comments:
Poor Maude! And poor you!
~BPP
To be fair, I think the "diaphragm" was actually for the radiator. But, still, I threw the sticker -- which Maude had been playing with -- onto the ground after I first picked it up.
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