Friday, February 15, 2008

You Know You're Immature When...

.... your friend orders a “12-inch Hawaiian” at the pizza place and you:

  • Start cracking up such that she has a difficult time finishing her order

  • All you can think is, “I didn't see that on the menu”; and, "I'd like to change my order"

  • You glance at the remaining 1/2 of the pie after she's finished and you say: “Looks like the 12-inch was a little too much for you” and “Maybe next time, settle for a six.”


7 comments:

Unknown said...

wow

Alijah Fitt said...

suddenly I am feeling hungry for pizza

Anonymous said...

Oh, that is CLASSIC!

My question, of course is "Was it really 12" or did they just SAY it was 12"?"
~BPP

M@ said...

A twelve-inch Asian? Please. Tell us more about unicorns....

loofrin said...

so witty.

Pamela said...

makes me strangely wistful for time with friends... to giggle over silly things in delight.

david said...

Four of us are out to dinner and someone orders Bananas Foster. Some establishments cut the bananas in smaller pieces before they 'foster' them (whatever that means). Not this one. That was over five years ago, but even the inclusion of Bananas Foster on any menu causes mayhem that can't be explained.