You Know You're Immature When...
.... your friend orders a “12-inch Hawaiian” at the pizza place and you:
- Start cracking up such that she has a difficult time finishing her order
- All you can think is, “I didn't see that on the menu”; and, "I'd like to change my order"
- You glance at the remaining 1/2 of the pie after she's finished and you say: “Looks like the 12-inch was a little too much for you” and “Maybe next time, settle for a six.”