Everywhere Signs

If only it were that easy...

From "Shear Expressions" to the "Mane Image," the names of hair salons generally aren't worth more than an eye roll. But this one actually made me chuckle.



RAPID -- and with only one arm, too!


Just don't look too creepy while you're doing it.



I've heard of faux Bibles in which bourbon is stored... but an ENTIRE CHURCH of bourbon Bibles? Yeah, I'll be there next Sunday. I hope they have Wednesday services, too...



Before you even get a chance to ask: yes, I went inside and bought the t-shirt.

You can't tell from this photo, but there's actually a zoo behind those bars.

Oddly enough, this was also a tagline once rejected by the makers of Kleenex.