Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Haiku/Gesundheit (Volume XLVIII)

regarding typos in e-mail
(or, "i was going to donate anyway")

looking for sponsors?
i'll pay you for the good laugh
"lick here to donate"

i love this place!

think it can't get worse?
then you haven't known me long.
my mail was stolen
yourspace, myloneliness

friends leave like soldiers
shipped off to some great unknown
(we'll call it "myspace")
on punching myself in the face last night

a tug on taut sheets
leads to a slip of clinched fists
wish i was joking


Anonymous said...

Um... you mean licks can act as donations? Hmmmm.

You realize all I can think of is your brother saying "Stop hitting yourself!"

Woodrow said...

The last one was my fave. Too funny.

Matt said...

4th Worst Poet in the Galaxy.


Winter said...

Ha I loved the last one!

disgruntled world citizen said...

They stole your mail, huh? I guess that means that want to pay your bills (that came in that day's mail). Sadly, that last one has happened to me. I bet Maude was laying on top of your sheets.