Haiku/Gesundheit(Volume XII - The Washington Chronicles)

on visiting olympia for the second time
(or, "who doesn't want to visit o-town?")



when someone asks if
you'd like to go to "o-town"
try to not chuckle

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lessons on flirting taught by a five-year-old child
(or "man, that boy is smooth")

meeting someone new?
be sure to ask about their
favorite color

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on driving past a ‘lover's package’
(next door to ‘larry's guns’)

wish we could've stopped:
i wanted that one for my
ironic pics album

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things you notice when jogging rural washington
(or "poetry in motion'")

mountains like adams
saint helens and ol' rainier:
some bison farms, too

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on visiting an uber-rural wal-mart
midway between portland and seattle
(or "and you think my hometown is backwoods?!”)


next time you're about
to make fun of my hometown:
remember your hood