Seasoned Greetings
So I'm pretty sure the newscaster just said this "message is brought to you by My Nards."
Which made it fairly difficult to listen to the jingle at the end of the subsequent Menards commercial and not hear the following:
"Seasons greetings to you all from My Nards!"
Anyhoo. Happy Holidays, folks.
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*chuckles* happy holidays to you, too.
Do you hang them from your Christmas Tree, I wonder?
Happy Holidays from My Nards to yours?
~BPP
"Save big money at my nards!" has been a joke in my family for years.
Happy Holidays, Third! "My nards." that's funny. When I was doing news radio, I once had a brain fart on the air and referred to a school bus accident involving a smaller bus as a crash involving a semi-trailer and the "short bus."
I had listeners calling my station in droves complaining that I had insulted children who ride the busses for the disabled. Once my news director was able to stop laughing long enough to scowl at me he sent me out of his office with the warning to either choose my words more carefully on the air or pronounce them in a way that wouldn't cause listeners to double take.
Don't forget to listen for the flight attendants to start getting lazy with the word "peanuts".
Don't want to chat me up on AIM huh?
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