Friday, March 24, 2006

Haiku/Gesundheit (Volume V)

a constant grievance of mine

the only thing worse
than calling them "panty" hose:
they're always tearing



on death
(or "an ode to the patron saint of lost causes")

your life was short but
it was good while it lasted
(jude swims belly up)



tips on using a public restroom at work
(part ii of a series)

toilet seat covers
aren't always easy-dispense
lines form behind you

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