Haiku/Gesundheit (Volume II)
dear cockroach (an eviction notice)
my one bedroom flat
isn't big enough for two
please go away soon
on single ply toilet paper
it's half the thickness
i unravel twice as much
companies save big?
Wednesday, March 08, 2006
on single ply toilet paper
it's half the thickness
i unravel twice as much
companies save big?
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The bathroom in my office has a sign that reads: "IMPORTANT: PLEASE READ. THE TOILETS IN THIS BUILDING ARE LOW-CAPACITY TOILETS SO PLEASE BE AWARE OF HOW MUCH PAPER YOU ARE FLUSHING AT ONE TIME. IF A TOILET CLOGS, PLEASE ASK A RECEPTIONIST TO CALL PLANT OPERATIONS AND MAINTENANCE." What this translates to is: Sorry, these toilets overflow and get clogged on a regular basis. But, we do have 2-ply toilet tissue--a brand that apparently expands like those little capsules-that-turn-into-giraffes-when-you-add-hot-water.
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