Terse Verse
[Walking in the cold with co-workers to a meeting in another building]
Co-Worker: I sure hope they're handing out coffee at this thing.
Me [wearing a wool skirt]: I hope they're handing out pants, 'cause I'm really cold.
Co-Worker: Well I'd give you the pants straight from my legs, but then I'd be cold too.
Me: And also probably fired.
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4 comments:
There is a fine line between gallantry and sexual harrasment. I am not sure which side of the line this one is on.:)
Stay warm. It is raining here right now but the snow is coming.
~BPP
I'd have taken the pants and let friend fend for their self.
*points the calendar* Its April 7th, not December 7th. Its baseball season for crying out loud!
I wonder what the bosses woulda said if it had gone done that way... lol
Ha! Where the hell is Spring!
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