Friday, April 06, 2007

Terse Verse

[Walking in the cold with co-workers to a meeting in another building]

Co-Worker: I sure hope they're handing out coffee at this thing.

Me [wearing a wool skirt]: I hope they're handing out pants, 'cause I'm really cold.

Co-Worker: Well I'd give you the pants straight from my legs, but then I'd be cold too.

Me: And also probably fired.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

There is a fine line between gallantry and sexual harrasment. I am not sure which side of the line this one is on.:)

Stay warm. It is raining here right now but the snow is coming.
~BPP

Stacy said...

I'd have taken the pants and let friend fend for their self.

disgruntled world citizen said...

*points the calendar* Its April 7th, not December 7th. Its baseball season for crying out loud!

I wonder what the bosses woulda said if it had gone done that way... lol

Lee said...

Ha! Where the hell is Spring!