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Music 2000

Imagine it's early 1980s and a group sets out to predict how music will sound in the year 2000.

This, my friends, is the result:



(And for the record, that apparition is the ghost of Tchaikovsky -- one of the judges for the Music 2000 contest).

High Five!

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Kant Attack Ad

Olympic Fever: Catch It

This would be more humorous if it weren't so eerily plausible.


Chinese Officials: Deadly Virus Sweeping China Is Just Olympic Fever

Behind the Scenes

The highlight occurs around 07:15, if you want to skip ahead.

True Love Will Find You in the End

For the Two People in the World Who Haven't Seen This Yet

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Shadow Puppets Revisited

God Bless Viral Ads

(And thanks to BPP for alerting me to this video's existence.)'

Font U.N. (or, "F.U.N.")

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Sofa King Miserable

I have a headache today. I had a headache yesterday. I don't feel well.


I didn't get any sleep Saturday night (camping interrupted by the storm of the century), and Sunday I witnessed the most pitiful site, which I'll likely blog more about later (long story short: I found my parents dog — born when I was just a kid — dying in the backyard, unable to move and being eaten by flies despite being still alive).

Suffice it to say sleep Sunday night wasn't much better. My memory is a bit of a torture device in that I can't easily erase particular images from my brain.



But this week, well... this week is off to a poor start. This morning while getting ready, an odd, distant trickle of water erupted into a waterfall from above, as a portion of my bathroom ceiling bubbled to the size of a basketball and water spewed forth, pushing plaster (and with my luck: probably asbestos) from its path, creating a puddle of water on my bathroom floor that spilled out into the hallway.

I called my landlady and attempted to clean up the mess after the deluge slowed, and she informed me that she knew they were having "problems with the toilet" upstairs, and she'd take care of it "today."

She knew they were having problems, and she waited until this happened to take care of it?

And that was TOILET WATER I was cleaning up?! That I got all over my work clothes, requiring I change... and show up for work 90 minutes late?

And now I can barely concentrate, headache and all, terrified that the leak will start up again; that Maude might eat something that my landlady leaves on the floor; that our guest cat will escape if the door is left open.

I can't wait to leave work today, and for all the wrong reasons.


Estelle Getty is dead.



But, hey, there is this. At long last, a smile — albeit bittersweet — to mark the day.

Mmmm... Spaghetti

It Could be Worse

A friend sent this to me with the title, "And you thought you have bad luck."

Well, this certainly puts things into perspective...

(Make sure your boss isn't around when you watch this.)

Indecision '08

'No Values Voters' Looking To Support Most Evil Candidate

Something to Laugh About — Period.

Requiem for a Day Off

Requiem For A Day Off
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Just Another Day at the Office

MUTO a wall-painted animation by BLU from blu on Vimeo.

So Long as I'm Posting Depressing Videos...

...how about a look at "The Distance Between Us"?

The Little Girl Who Was Forgotten by Absolutely Everyone

I wish there was an embed code for this, rather than a redirect. But I thought it was worth posting all the same -- creepy but touching, strange as that may seem.