Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Lower Your Oil Costs! No Money Down!

So apparently North Korea was awarded large amounts of oil in exchange for shutting down its nuclear reactors.

Now I'm not suggesting anyone out there do anything rash, but when you consider the price of gas these days ($3.52/gal here), desperate times call for desperate measures.

I'm just sorry Kim Yong-il thought of it first.

PS - If you don't hear from me for awhile, search for me either in a North Korean prison, one of those secret CIA detention facilities, or the closet where Trey Parker stores bloggers who infringe on his copyrighted material.


Winter said...

I'd love to get up every moring and put on the same outfit everyday.

How easy would life my life be? Maybe I'd have time to come up with world domination ideas too.

Winter said...

See what happens when you blog at work. Shouldn't try to type when on the phone.

Beth said...

It's smart to give other countries some of the resources we produce in abundance.

Oh, wait ...............

thirdworstpoetinthegalaxy said...

Winter - Dare you to buy a grey jumpsuit and wear nothing but that for a month.

You'll either be emperor of the world by September. Or barring that, bet it'd make a great You Tube video if you cataloged your adventures, a la "My Life As Kim Yong-winter."

thirdworstpoetinthegalaxy said...

Beth - I suppose a million tons of oil (supposedly provided by "South Korea") is a small price to pay for reducing the threat of yet another war.

Emphasis on reducing. Cause we all know this isn't over.

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm. Let me get this straight, if I threaten to produce nuclear weapons I get oil? Wow.

Why am I getting a whole Pinky and The Brain vibe? *laughs*

Pamela said...

the sad thing is, they will get the oil and still make their nuclear weapons anyway.

Stacy said...

I wonder how many billions of gallons of oil it would take for the US to get out of Iraq.

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