All Roads Lead to Suck

In the past six months, the number of routes I take to work has grown from three to nearly a dozen.

I've learned all variety of side roads (large and small), all in an effort to hit as little traffic as is humanly possible.

And yet: now every route is under construction, some more heavily than others. And the roads that are under "light" construction are so clogged with people searching for a means to avoid the heavy construction (who am I to blame them), that of all the routes I can take to and from work, I haven't the patience for any of them.

I now dread my commute with such intensity that promptness has entirely ceased to be a concern, and if I don't leave work by 4, I'd prefer to stick around until almost 6... just to avoid the headache.

And so, in honor of the highway that is my ever-clogged life, I present to you these entirely unrelated photographs: