Thursday, October 25, 2007

An Awkward Moment between Two Female Friends

Friend A

I'm fed up with men. I soooo wish I were a lesbian.


Friend B [A little too excited]

Meeeee too!



[Awkward silence]



Friend B

Uh, sorry... that was kind of creepy, huh?



Friend A [Nodding]

Let's never speak of it again.

13 comments:

Jamie Willow said...

that is beyond funny

Mariposa said...

huh-larious!
i have had this exact awkward moment . . . with my best friend. we have never spoken of it again. it's still there.

Anonymous said...

Gee I thought it was kinda romantic.

Cup said...

I have that conversation twice a year.

loofrin said...

oh, the questions this has caused! lol

Anonymous said...

So funny, and very creepy.

Unknown said...

Please tell me that I am not related to friend A or B, but a totally hetero friend C! Cause if not, my mom will need to up her dosage! =)

Workman said...

These feelings are perfectly natural and nothing to be ashamed of.

Just last week, my wife and I were getting a tour of a friend's apartment on Capitol Hill in Seattle.

He and his boyfriend have been living there for about 2 years. It is tastefully appointed and it has the most spectacular views of downtown.

As we were led out onto the balcony, I said, "Julie, this is nice. We really need to start being gay."

XOXO said...

Haha! That is just weird. I feel a little uncomfortable for A and B.

ds said...

was she hot?

ds

Jonas said...

THAT...was funny!

michele said...

I have a theory that at some point in every woman's life, not matter how hetero she may be there comes a time when wanting to be a lesbian becomes more than just a fleeting thought and must be expressed to someone you care about. But maybe that's just me!

Supafly Turbo Cyborg said...

I'm curious as to why it should never be spoken of again. I have discussed this topic at length on many an occasion with a buddy of mine. Snackpie and I are in complete agreement. If it weren't for our inability to see men as sex objects, being gay would be our lifestyle of choice.