It Takes a Big Gun to Shoot Down a Rising Star

I have no idea what this means, but it suddenly occurred to me and I felt like sharing.

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Just about anything that matters in life is worth fighting for. But very seldom is it also worth fighting over.

Lessons in Cloudbusting

Quote of the Day

Spoken to me by a friend whilst on the phone:

"My butt just locked my car."

What to Expect When You're an Idiot

Me [matter-of-factly, at a very important meeting]: I just wrote on my face.

Everyone Else: [Awkward laughing. Confused stares.]