Sunday, November 18, 2007

The Squeaky Wheel Stays Home and Blogs

So a friend was testing out the (cheap) Sears brand elliptical machine in my living room, which squeaks a fair deal. So much so, in fact, that even with the sound muffling mat I've tucked underneath, I'm hyper-paranoid that I disturb my neighbors whenever I use it to exercise.

Friend [noting the squeaks]: "Wow. I bet your neighbors think you get a lot more action than you really do."

Me [pausing]: I was worried about the noise in general, but I've never thought about that.


[Awkward silence.]


Me: Sigh.


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[End Scene.]

5 comments:

M@ said...

"Oh, there's that WHORE from upstairs...."

:)

Do you listen to R&B when you exercise?

Jonas said...

More specifically, do you exercise to Barry White?

disgruntled world citizen said...

*blinks*

*chuckles*

*blinks, again*

XOXO said...

Why would anyone make you think that? I mean unless it really does sound like that? ;)

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