Tuesday, June 17, 2008

A Verbal Snapshot Regarding My
Neighborhood's Summer Festival

Boys making out with boys.

Girls making out with girls.

[And never the twain shall meet.]*



*I would like to add that this was actually billed as a "family event," though last I checked, copious amounts of tongue and fondling in public spaces -- regardless of orientation -- isn't exactly G-rated material. Which I suppose explains why no one with tots actually stuck around.**

**OK, so maybe I was just jealous.
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3 comments:

  1. M@8:51 AM

    Who *knew* that rainbows had such negative connotations?

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  2. Anonymous9:03 AM

    Wow. You live in an interesting neighborhood. No, not G-Rated. I am not a huge fan of PDA's regardless of orientation.

    As the Scissor Sister put it "A rainbow's just a candy colored frown."
    ~BPP

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  3. Anonymous8:34 AM

    girls making out with girls. this sounds like my type of event.

    do you live near halsted & belmont?

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