- Start cracking up such that she has a difficult time finishing her order
- All you can think is, “I didn't see that on the menu”; and, "I'd like to change my order"
- You glance at the remaining 1/2 of the pie after she's finished and you say: “Looks like the 12-inch was a little too much for you” and “Maybe next time, settle for a six.”
wow
ReplyDeletesuddenly I am feeling hungry for pizza
ReplyDeleteOh, that is CLASSIC!
ReplyDeleteMy question, of course is "Was it really 12" or did they just SAY it was 12"?"
~BPP
A twelve-inch Asian? Please. Tell us more about unicorns....
ReplyDeleteso witty.
ReplyDeletemakes me strangely wistful for time with friends... to giggle over silly things in delight.
ReplyDeleteFour of us are out to dinner and someone orders Bananas Foster. Some establishments cut the bananas in smaller pieces before they 'foster' them (whatever that means). Not this one. That was over five years ago, but even the inclusion of Bananas Foster on any menu causes mayhem that can't be explained.
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