so this is what it's like to be amish
no kitchen outlets
means no cooking or coffee
more cereal please
thoughts concerning bathroom etiquette
why do you people
keep peeing on the toilet
there are seat covers
if i were goldilocks i wouldn't have this problem
it's thirty outside
but ninety where i'm sitting
this can't be healthy
i believe this is what they play at gitmo bay
chuck mangione
is killing me so slowly
let's speed it up please
No kitchen outlets? No coffee? That is hell in my opinion.
ReplyDeleteThe temperature extremes is how I got pneumonia in Basic.
Is Chuck killing you softly? (Sorry it was there.) Muzak should be outlawed. Can you wear headphones at work?
~BPP
Yeah, I've heard from a little bird that women's bathrooms are no joke. Moving along....
ReplyDeleteI love the Amish haiku.
How do you eat poptarts?? Please tell me you've found a way.
ReplyDeleteI think people pee on the seats as a "pay it forward" type of thing only in the rude way.
How do you eat poptarts?? Please tell me you've found a way.
ReplyDeleteI think people pee on the seats as a "pay it forward" type of thing only in the rude way.
I thank you for the fun and funky haiku play. I'm still chuckling :)
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend!