Because I Have the Sense of Humor of a 12-year-old Boy

You know how a knock-knock joke works, right?

....right?

Good.

Now that we've established that, I want to tell you a joke. Problem being it's a knock-knock joke, and it's kind of hard to get the full effect when you're talking from behind a computer screen.

So if we're going to do this — and, trust me, you'll want to — I need for you to promise you'll say your line out loud (just not too loud). I'm leaving your "lines" blank below so you can fill them in as well go along.

OK. Promise to say your response out loud?

OK then.

Here it goes:



Me: Knock knock.



You:




Me: I eat mop.




You: