So a friend was testing out the (cheap) Sears brand elliptical machine in my living room, which squeaks a fair deal. So much so, in fact, that even with the sound muffling mat I've tucked underneath, I'm hyper-paranoid that I disturb my neighbors whenever I use it to exercise.
Friend [noting the squeaks]: "Wow. I bet your neighbors think you get a lot more action than you really do."
Me [pausing]: I was worried about the noise in general, but I've never thought about that.
[Awkward silence.]
Me: Sigh.
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[End Scene.]
"Oh, there's that WHORE from upstairs...."
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Do you listen to R&B when you exercise?
More specifically, do you exercise to Barry White?
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Why would anyone make you think that? I mean unless it really does sound like that? ;)
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