tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21680390.post2974943216642286339..comments2023-10-17T06:32:16.879-05:00Comments on yawp: You Know You're (Going to Become)a Crazy Cat Lady If...Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21680390.post-46130581755321797692008-01-10T06:29:00.000-06:002008-01-10T06:29:00.000-06:0026. Your friends go to the store and think, "Oh I...26. Your friends go to the store and think, "Oh I bet Maude would like this..."<BR/><BR/>One time my sister had a party for the quarterback of her favorite team. He doesn't know. We felt it was best for both of them if he didn't know. She baked a cake and everything.XOXOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00148102601705438305noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21680390.post-9774315735535705822008-01-09T22:17:00.000-06:002008-01-09T22:17:00.000-06:0025. you give your cats royal titles, i.e. barron v...25. you give your cats royal titles, i.e. barron von woodster and princess emma.loofrinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09536726261625483977noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21680390.post-90958276642410168382008-01-09T09:34:00.000-06:002008-01-09T09:34:00.000-06:00Michael K - I was completely unsuccessful. Couldn'...Michael K - I was completely unsuccessful. Couldn't get the harness on her (she's put on a couple pounds since I bought it), and when I just hooked the leash onto her collar, she starting biting it.<BR/><BR/>STC - Oh, man. She <I>does</I> sound cool. Bet she's still into those things, but has added a coupe new hobbies to the list. Like, say, cats and doilies. <BR/><BR/>Tara - Too true! <BR/><BR/>DS - I actually thought about adding that one to my initial list but left it off, figuring I'd leave that one for someone else — honest-to-God figured it'd be you or STC.<BR/><BR/>Matt - I don't want to side with your ex or anything, but I actually think that's funny... in a good way. It's all about intent, I think. If you take the party seriously, there's a problem. If you mean it to be a goof... then have at it. I may honestly throw Maude a party this year. What're you doing on the 24th of March?<BR/><BR/>BPP - Oddly enough, I'm even more depressed now that I've read your comment.<BR/><BR/>Meh - Another one I almost added. Good call! Think we're both guilty of that, right? Difference being you don't live alone, so I guess I still have 'that' working for me. Eh.<BR/><BR/>Eli - Doesn't seem fair, does it? Kind of like how a guy is a "stud" when he's popular with the ladies, but a girl gets called all sorts of names just for cuddling up with her boyfriend. Stupid double standards.<BR/><BR/>Pamela - I love it when cats and dogs do that. So cute.<BR/><BR/>=) - You've tried?thirdworstpoetinthegalaxyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18311347759904615303noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21680390.post-53122633131095088782008-01-09T08:46:00.000-06:002008-01-09T08:46:00.000-06:00Walking a cat is much easier than milking a cat.Walking a cat is much easier than milking a cat.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07821452597779129538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21680390.post-35031001538080842702008-01-08T23:56:00.000-06:002008-01-08T23:56:00.000-06:00so aMEWsing!! And revealing, too!We have our daugh...so aMEWsing!! And revealing, too!<BR/><BR/>We have our daughter's cat "little girl" and she finally came out from beneath the bed.<BR/><BR/>She jumped up on the bed and crawled beneath the blanket. There was so much static electricity that there were sparks flying as she burrowed under there. Scared me!!<BR/>(see! a cat story. Bet you expected same)Pamelahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05404943895800549273noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21680390.post-55084689130362298662008-01-08T22:30:00.000-06:002008-01-08T22:30:00.000-06:00You’ve been TAGGED!You’ve been <A HREF="http://cup-of-coffey.blogspot.com/2008/01/7-and-7-is.html" REL="nofollow">TAGGED</A>!Cuphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00306848986781193911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21680390.post-15711970384340679222008-01-08T22:01:00.000-06:002008-01-08T22:01:00.000-06:00I had an athletic cat, I could throw him across th...I had an athletic cat, I could throw him across the room onto the couch and he'd run back to me for more!<BR/><BR/>He was great and healthy but I always fed him cheapo store brand food, haha. Are men immune from cat lady syndrome?Elihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04805422216032095098noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21680390.post-8729433646659012692008-01-08T21:58:00.000-06:002008-01-08T21:58:00.000-06:0024. You shorten vacations/trips so you can come ho...24. You shorten vacations/trips so you can come home sooner. You know, because your cat might get lonely without you.Mehhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18015903597502152538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21680390.post-90558116190414744412008-01-08T19:58:00.000-06:002008-01-08T19:58:00.000-06:00I have said it before and I'll say it again: On th...I have said it before and I'll say it again: On the plus side, you won't spend thousands of dollars only to have the cat quit college on you.<BR/>~BPPAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21680390.post-50875310332452080212008-01-08T19:46:00.000-06:002008-01-08T19:46:00.000-06:00Uh-oh, call Letterman. The Writer's Guild strike i...Uh-oh, call Letterman. The Writer's Guild strike is over!M@https://www.blogger.com/profile/11907796642043083093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21680390.post-45525281017764625412008-01-08T19:42:00.000-06:002008-01-08T19:42:00.000-06:00Holy crap! I just looked at this one minute ago an...Holy crap! I just looked at this one minute ago and now ds has stolen my thunder. Now I'm going to have to brainstorm for another 4 hours to come up with a 24th reason.Supafly Turbo Cyborghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13378538720489491309noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21680390.post-39795993389244555732008-01-08T19:41:00.000-06:002008-01-08T19:41:00.000-06:00The worst thing that ever happened to me was when ...The worst thing that ever happened to me was when my ex bought a special cake for the dog and invited our neighbors over (with THEIR dog) for a "doggie birthday party."<BR/><BR/>That was worse than the time I got hit by a car.M@https://www.blogger.com/profile/11907796642043083093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21680390.post-52835994710939124462008-01-08T19:39:00.000-06:002008-01-08T19:39:00.000-06:0023... you blog about your cat. often enough that ...23... you blog about your cat. often enough that people remember.dshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01323532931538618723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21680390.post-74590010512044859872008-01-08T18:42:00.000-06:002008-01-08T18:42:00.000-06:00I love this. I can relate to (almost) every singl...I love this. I can relate to (almost) every single one. Another - you put more thought into your cats' meals than your own.Tara @ Feels Like Homehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12988970365851453138noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21680390.post-55245570443338726522008-01-08T16:17:00.000-06:002008-01-08T16:17:00.000-06:00Hey, I was wondering if you could help me? I met t...Hey, I was wondering if you could help me? I met this really cool chick in college. She was fun to hang out with. She liked most movies I liked and was into books, motorcycles and working out. Oh, I almost forgot, she wasn't into creepy cat stuff. Can you help me find her?<BR/><BR/>P.S. Am I allowed to use mild profanity? I'm talking about normal person mild usage, not 'I was on a submarine' mild usage.Supafly Turbo Cyborghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13378538720489491309noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21680390.post-77582527668327867552008-01-08T16:15:00.000-06:002008-01-08T16:15:00.000-06:00This comment has been removed by the author.Supafly Turbo Cyborghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13378538720489491309noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21680390.post-17457631842556791512008-01-08T13:47:00.000-06:002008-01-08T13:47:00.000-06:00I tried walking a cat once. Not a good time for ei...I tried walking a cat once. Not a good time for either one of us.Michael Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08159687903619549873noreply@blogger.com